Nerves

Tyrone and I are frazzled. There are so many loose ends to tie up. We are being pulled in all directions. We had a talk after the rehearsal. OUR PHONES ARE TURNED OFF. If you need to communicate with us, do so via the best man or attendants. If you don't know who they are, ask someone who is not us. Please do not ask us any questions that require memory. We cannot think. We cannot recall. We cannot remember anything you say for future events. Please do not take this personally. We are suffering temporary lobotomies. It's a result of lack of sleep, stress, errands, lists, bills, logistics, etc.

Here's how to help.

• please be on time
• please enjoy yourself
• please remind us to take a deep breath
• please bring us a glass of water
• please pray for us